Overheard @ Hofstra

Around campus:

Guy: So if I come visit you this summer, I'll have a place to sleep?

Girl: Yeah; the street's always open.

Around campus:

Girl: Everytime you smack my butt, a butterfly dies.

Outside Enterprise:

Guy 1: Yo, I'm 5' 10".

Guy 2: Yo, you ain't 5' 10".

Guy 1: Yo, that's what it says on my license.

Guy 2: Yo, you can suck a d***; you ain't 5' 10".

In Axinn:

Guy: No, I'm pretty sure he's gay.

Girl: Wait, is he gay, or is he just French?

Around campus:

Guy 1: Can I call you baldy when you go bald?

Guy 2: Well, can I call you Monkeyface now?

Outside in the rain:

Guy: Yup, I woke up, looked out my window this morning and said to myself, "What a day for a Dutch Festival!"

Around campus:

Guy: You run like a reject penguin.

Girl: I am not a penguin.

Guy: Yes you are.

Girl: Well, I do wear pink.

In the Chronicle office:

Girl: I just want to get laid and live my life!

Around campus:

Guy: If I ever killed someone, I'd eat their brain for strength.

Guy 2: Uh, I don't think that's how it works.

In the Chronicle office:

Guy: There are two things I won't to do in my life, f*** a man and turn down an internship with Rolling Stone.

Outside of Netherlands South:

Guy: Yeah, yeah, she's hot, in like an Irish way.

In the Chronicle office:

Girl: He called me fat.

Guy: No I didn't, I said you shouldn't be eating a burrito two days before Chron Prom. It's not ladylike...

Girl: Fine, see if I let you get drunk and feel me up.