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Democrats: Obama abandons his pastor, Clinton pitches gas tax cut

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) severed ties with his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., on Tuesday, one day after Wright addressed the National Press Club, calling Obama's beliefs into question and affirming charges that the United States has caused the AIDS virus and was responsible in the Sept.

Republicans: McCain proposes plan for health care, calls for gas tax cut

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Health care and high fuel costs have become the top news in Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) campaign this past week.

McCain began his "Call to Action Tour" this week, speaking about the national health care crisis and visiting medical facilities in Florida.

Times Op-ed columnists discuss state of the race

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

New York Times Op-ed Columnists Maureen Dowd and William Kristol, who is also the editor of The Weekly Standard, a conservative magazine, gave their perspectives on the 2008 election inside John Cranford Adams Playhouse on April 24.

Dowd, author of "Bushworld," winner of the 1999 Pulitzer Prize for commentary on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, has worked as a reporter for The Times since the early 1980s.

Public safety issues more parking tickets this year

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Parking outside of the designated lines in the field lots on campus has become a common occurrence, but Public Safety is taking action to prevent students from continuing to do so: When drivers return to their cars, there have been an increasing amount of cars with parking tickets on their windshields between their wipers.

Political odd couple analyzes election

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

They may never see through the other's perspective, but two of America's most high-profile political pundits, who have also been married for a decade, paid a visit to the University on Wednesday.

Mary Matalin, a Republican commentator and presidential advisor, and James Carville, a Democratic media personality and who was then-Gov.

Students tour parts of Chinatown

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

University students embarked on an "Experimental Learning Trip" through Chinatown in New York City on April 26 to find out about Chinese heritage, and to put Chinese culture into a broader perspective.

Students and faculty members from the Office of Multicultural and International Student Programs met a hired tour guide at the Bowery Savings Bank on Grand Street.

Grad students place second in commodities competition

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Six University Master's of Business Administration students parlayed fake funds into real cash, posting a second place finish in the national New York Mercantile Exchange (NYMEX) Commodities Challenge.

A team of Zarb School of Business students-Tansel Alan, Jessie Chen, Kay Hung, Steven Monti, Ronak Shah and Swapnil Shah-participated in a contest that featured 25 teams from 20 colleges.

Chronicle wins press awards

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Members of The Chronicle staff and its Sports section received awards from the New York Press Association (NYPA) and Newsday in recognition of their work.

NYPA has given out the "Best College Newspaper" awards since 1930, judging approximately 4,000 entries a year.

SGA swears in new president

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

This past Tuesday, Pete DiSilvio and Carlos M. Cruz were officially sworn in to their elected positions of president and vice president respectively of the University's Student Government Association (SGA) 2008-2009 term. The ceremony took place at 9 p.m., following the last senate meeting of this academic year.

Public Safety Briefs

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

A University administrator in Hofstra Hall reports on April 24 that her pocketbook went missing from her desk.

A University student filed a report on April 24 against her RA claiming defamation of character.

Two University students received a summons on April 24 for smoking marijuana in the Netherlands North courtyard.

Pride plucks Blue Hens 9-7 at Shuart

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Only 60 minutes. For the casual fan, those minutes may seem to move in rapid succession, but for the Hofstra men's lacrosse team and their many fans, those minutes seem like an eternity. Following Hofstra's 9-7 victory over Delaware in the Colonial Athletic Conference semifinals, the Pride now find themselves one win away from achieving a goal that has been etched in stone since day one; a CAA championship.

'Relentless' legacy continues with actions

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The women's lacrosse team's faLike the "Relentless" tattoo across his shoulder blades, Michael Colleluori lives life with enough passion and heart for two people. It is a daily reminder of the journey that began last year when he felt the final heartbeat of teammate and older brother, Nick, as he died from Non-Hodgkins lymphoma.

Pride produces several potential future NFL prospects in '08

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

It is of little surprise that no Hofstra football players were selected in last weekend's NFL draft. Despite producing several solid professionals, Hofstra has not yet gained the reputation of an elite football program. However, several of the Pride's graduating players will receive a chance to play on Sunday.

Despite losing first game, Pride grabs series from CAA foe

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

After dropping game one, 7-1, in Atlanta last Friday to conference foe Georgia State, the Pride took the remaining two games to win the series, Hofstra's second conference series victory this year.

Friday, junior Nick Panzarella had the only Pride RBI as he hit home Anthony Sarno, who doubled and reached third when Felix Adamkiewicz put down a bunt.

Women's LAX celebrates solid season

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The early end to their season did not get in the way of the women's lacrosse team having a good time along the way. Recollecting on some of their funniest and most embarrassing moments this season, it is a wonder how Coach Abby Morgan held it together.

Sylvia Queener described one of the funniest moments being when captain and goaltender, Maisie Osteen, took a spill.

Pride continue roll with win over St. J

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The St. John's Red Storm became the latest softball team to fall to the mercy of Hofstra on Wednesday, as the Pride beat their Long Island rival 8-0 in five innings to improve to 36-10 and lengthen its winning streak to 11 games.

Sophomore first baseman Michele DePasquale extended her school-record hitting streak in dramatic fashion by hitting her first home run of the season in the fourth inning, her only hit of the game, which upped her hitting streak to 24 games.

Bone's Gang Green Weekly

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Well, the 2008 NFL Draft has, alas, come and gone. No more mock drafts to peruse through on countless websites, no more listening to the talking heads babble about which prospect should go where, and most importantly, no more of the horrid coverage of the NFL Combine.

All the Bohl Time

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

UNIONDALE- Jason Willis caught the ball off a screen and juked past an over-pursuing Cleveland defender. Several strides later, the Dragons receiver culminated his impending 31-yard touchdown reception by high-stepping into the end zone.

Once Willis added his final-minute touchdown in a 56-39 victory over the Gladiators, the wide out helped the Nassau Coliseum crowd celebrate by grabbing a cheerleader's pom-poms and waving them widely.

You Tell 'Em, Steve-Dave!

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Dear Mr. Sean Avery,

I am real sorry to hear about your spleen. It is a shame that you suffered that laceration in a devastating loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins. I feel terrible that you will not be able to finish the rest of the playoffs, but God willing, you will heal quickly and be able to start your summer internship at Vogue promptly.

You Tell 'Em, Steve-Dave!

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

In the sports world, writers are often guilty of employing gross hyperbole when describing the quality of signings, firings, and such. If you don't think that's a fair statement, consider how many times you've heard people characterize any given move as "the worst contract ever" or "the best hiring in years.

New York Sports Weekly

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

After an exhausting road trip that has seen the New York Yankees play more road games (18) than any team ever has in the month of April, the team is finally on its way home. The Yanks have endured a frantic opening month to this 2008 season, which has left them struggling to maintain a .

New York Sports Weekly

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

If I had told you that one month into the baseball season, the teams from Florida would be ahead of the teams from New York in the standings, you would have looked at me like I was crazy. But sure enough, a look at the standings might make you think you're crazy too.

Greek life scandals

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The University has recently seen a lot of scandals involving sororities and fraternities. This semester's first fraternity front-page news started on April 10 with the arrest of Adam Schelberg, a member of Zeta Beta Tau (ZBT), on felony charges of robbery, kidnapping, criminal use of a firearm and assault for the alleged pistol-whipping, beating and stripping of another student, according to police.

Writing techniques

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Today, many children don't rush home from school to go play Frisbee and soccer outside. Instead, students hurry to play video games or sit on the computer, to chat the evening away with their friends. The same friends they just saw in school all day. Or better yet, maybe they will go outside-to sit on their front porch and text message.

May Day still holds significant historic value

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Today, hundreds of millions of people all around the world will be celebrating the accomplishments of organized labor. May 1, also known as May Day, or International Workers' Day, is an official holiday in 66 countries and unofficially celebrated in many more.

Little-known life lessons from the University

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

It's getting to be that time of year again. Only 15 or so more days left in the semester before it will all be over. Sure, there are papers still to write, and finals to cram for, but I had one other last thing to do: write my final column for The Chronicle.

Viewpoint: Reflections from a transfer student

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

As the semester comes to a close, I figured I'd join the party here in the op-ed section and offer my opinions of the University as a transfer student. Now before the students turn the page in apathy and the administration goes back to counting its money, I'll give you a heads up: There are some nice things here! But don't worry, I won't get carried away.

Viewpoint: Plenty of parking here for students

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

I hear a lot of students complaining about the apparent lack of parking on the academic side of campus. Having had a car on campus, I know firsthand how packed the parking lot in front of the Student Center can get, as well as the ones in close proximity to the Wellness Center.

Viewpoint: Weight-room etiquette at the Rec

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

When I go to the Rec Center to work out, I hand over my card, drop off my purse and walk past the weight room upstairs to the cardio machines. Why? I, as well as many other girls I have spoken with, don't feel comfortable going in the weight room. That is not to say that the weight room is entirely populated by males.

Viewpoint: The battle for superdelegates

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Win, lose or draw, superdelegates will call the knockout punch at the Democratic National Convention. The question now is, will they back a presidential candidate leading in popular votes and pledge delegates, or favor the candidate who trails by a 10 percent margin, notwithstanding voter outcries if that happens?

Fresh from her triumphant victory in the Pennsylvania primary, but trailing behind Sen.

Only Here...

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

This mother is no winner for Fey and friend

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The new comedy "Baby Mama" opened the Tribeca Film Festival last week, an accomplishment that many would think would be reserved for one of the top films of the season. While the premise of the film keeps the viewer in mild suspense and interested in the final outcome, "Baby Mama" ultimately fails to deliver any comedic originality.

'Sarah Marshall' continues Apatow's reign as king of comedy

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Since the release of 2004's "The 40 Year Old Virgin," Judd Apatow has been the undeclared king of comedy and his name has become a brand, slapped onto the poster of any comedy he produces, such as the successful "Knocked Up" and "Superbad," as well as the less popular "Drillbit Taylor.

'A Catered Affair' proves simplicity does not equal mediocrity

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

When you arrive at the Walter Kerr Theatre to see "A Catered Affair," don't go in expecting spectacle. Nobody's on roller skates, there are no falling chandeliers, green witches aren't flying and the cast wasn't hired via reality show. There isn't even choreography - John Bucchino's score doesn't allow for it.

True story of card counting in Vegas

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

There's just something about Las Vegas. The lights, gambling and promiscuity never seem to get old for audiences and "21" delivers on all accounts of highlighting the sexy Las Vegas experience.

Jim Sturgess ("Across the Universe") plays the unassuming Ben Campbell, a senior at MIT who is trying to figure out how to pay for Harvard Medical School the following year.

CD Reviews - New albums share folk influences

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The singing comedians from New Zealand won the hearts of indie fans everywhere with their off-beat aesthetic and generally loveable personalities as well as a Grammy in 2007. It helped a little that they wear thrift shop sweaters adorned with fuzzy tigers and kitty cats.

Rival humor column of unparalleled tremendousness

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

If this were London and I was the king you would all be preparing yourself for a knighting ceremony right now or maybe even a new version of the Bible.

Why? Because there is one man who happens to write for The Chronicle B-Section that has produced the most profound literary works of genius since, hmmm, I guess ever.

Musical of epic proportions comes to Hofstra

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

June just doesn't have enough money to pay her rent. The evil landlord is out to get her. It's up to the handsome gentleman to save the day.

This is the basic plot of "The Musical of Musicals (the Musical!)," Eric Rockwell and Joanne Bogart's 2003 musical, staged May 5 and 6 at the John Cranford Adams Playhouse by Hofstra's Masquerade Musical Theater Company.

Danceworks' recital is a thought provoking gem

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Danceworks lies under the radar of a large amount of the theatergoers in Hofstra's student body, and its most recent performance more than qualify it as a hidden gem on campus.

The Danceworks spring performance, held this past Saturday evening, had the rare quality of having a little something for everyone, which isn't something legitimate dance is known for.

Grass roots rap collective shows off talent and passion

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

6th Element's mission statement is: "through informative programs and open discussions we intend to spread the value of hip-hop beyond any capital means." It might seem like a lofty goal, but after watching their second annual talent show it's clear they believe what they say and act on it.

With year-end performance, Imani hopes to attract new audience

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Next Wednesday and Thursday, Imani, one of the University's dance clubs, will be holding their fifth annual show. The group, who has been around since 1972 and currently has 20 members, performs on and off campus throughout the school year.

This year, the show, titled "Imani after hours 197.

Hofsra Music Fest returns for a second year

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

In recent years, festivals like South by Southwest, Coachella and Bonaroo have gained popularity as thousands flock to various parts of the country for the mutual enjoyment of music outdoors and general merriment. In the same spirit of happiness and music, the Hofstra Music Fest returns for a second time.

Doless on self

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

One year and eleven issues later, I'm sure you're all wondering how I write my humor columns. Either that, or you're wondering why you still read them. However, for the sake of having something to write about this week, let's assume the former.

Well folks, the process is a complex one.

Nothing too hot about new Linwood album

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Linwood is a band that needs an edge. When they're not channeling the early years of the Stone Temple Pilots and Soundgarden, Linwood comes off as a bland version of the Foo Fighters or Incubus without the funk and Pearl Jam without the gusto of frontman Eddie Vedder.

Prisoners of the ritual

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

On Wednesday, April 16, members of Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha, Inc. Sorority and Collegiate Women of Color came together to raise awareness about a 5,000 year old ritual, Female Genital Mutilation (FGM).

"I had to write a paper about [FGM] for class and thought people should know about it, especially because of its growing prevalence in America," said Jessica Robles, President of the Hofstra chapter of Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha.

Big Brothers and Big Sisters connect with community

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

When Stephanie Pichardo, a junior psychology major, joined Big Brothers Big Sisters through the University, she didn't know what to expect.

"Last year was my first year and my Little [sister] was really shy," said Pichardo. "It was really hard."

However, by the end of the year, Pichardo had not only bonded with her Little, but also had seen her grow as a person.

Comedy club hits campus

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

"Get in my car, I've got candy," said Scott Schendlinger, revealing his best pickup line. This comedic senior now serves as the president of Ha Ha Hofstra, a new comedy club on campus.

While the University has its share of outlets for comedy, like Nonsense and Thursday Night Live, Ha Ha Hofstra gives students the opportunity to workshop their jokes.

Sex and the Suburbs

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

We fantasize, we dream, we gloat on everything we wish would happen. Admit it, each of us have cherished little ideas we hear from friends or even the TV. Some of us have run away from listening to what others call "the truth." So, to clear things up the next time you jump into bed with someone, here are seven sex myths you need to get rid of.

Overheard @ Hofstra

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT

In class:
Professor speaking about Bush and Clinton: There is a difference between weapons of mass destruction and a blow job.

Bits 'n' Bytes:
Girl: Sometimes I think to myself, I'm never going to drink again. You know what? That's a lie.

In class:
Student: Television is accessible to everyone-even terrorists.